“CERN claims faster-than-light particle measured.”

You know what the most exciting statement in science is?

Huh.  That’s weird.”

Scientists at the world’s largest physics lab said Thursday they have clocked neutrinos traveling faster than light. That’s something that according to Einstein’s 1905 special theory of relativity – the famous E (equals) mc2 equation – just doesn’t happen.

“The feeling that most people have is this can’t be right, this can’t be real,” said James Gillies, a spokesman for the European Organization for Nuclear Research, or CERN, outside the Swiss city of Geneva.

Hot Air Headlines (via AoSHQ Headlines) said it best: “Dude?”

Dude.  Although you shouldn’t get your hopes up.

5 thoughts on ““CERN claims faster-than-light particle measured.””

  1. I’m sorry, the scientific consensus has told me this isn’t possible. I have therefore rejected this new “evidence” that was obviously funded by Big Oil.

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