You may want to avoid that for the next couple of days.
Trust me on this.
9 thoughts on “Uh, yeah: pizza with onions and tomatoes?”
Without Pepperoni are you Nuts! And the tomatoes should be sun-dried, of course.
As I recall, didn’t someone forbid foods like that before your wedding?
We’re pretty sure that we got evil onions and tomatoes this time, Matt.
Obviously I’ve missed a story somewhere.
Trust me, you don’t want to hear this one, Beej. 🙂
Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell’s half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood. Sun-dried tomatoes and dijon mustard. Bacon is extra.
I did a news search on tomatoes and onions and turned up nothing but innocuous recipes.
Trust me, you don’t want to hear this one, Beej.
I’ll just trust you on that one and stop searching.
Im going to assume an illness that is…explosive…in nature.
You’re right. I must’ve missed this – We’re pretty sure that we got evil onions and tomatoes this time, Matt.
Without Pepperoni are you Nuts! And the tomatoes should be sun-dried, of course.
As I recall, didn’t someone forbid foods like that before your wedding?
We’re pretty sure that we got evil onions and tomatoes this time, Matt.
Obviously I’ve missed a story somewhere.
Trust me, you don’t want to hear this one, Beej. 🙂
Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell’s half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from an animal, which has maggots for blood. Sun-dried tomatoes and dijon mustard. Bacon is extra.
I did a news search on tomatoes and onions and turned up nothing but innocuous recipes.
Trust me, you don’t want to hear this one, Beej.
I’ll just trust you on that one and stop searching.
Im going to assume an illness that is…explosive…in nature.
You’re right. I must’ve missed this –
We’re pretty sure that we got evil onions and tomatoes this time, Matt.
…and I’m looking for it in the papers. LOL @ me.
I think I’ll go lie down.