This morning’s Nightmare Fuel provided courtesy of C-SPAN.

So I’m flipping through the radio while waiting for the Mickey Dee’s drive-through line to start moving, and there’s nothing on. So I say to myself, Hey, let’s put on C-SPAN.  They’re usually less behind the bleeding edge of the news.  So I turn it on…

…just in time to hear a sweet old lady-caller tell me about how she heard that [CANDIDATE’S NAME REMOVED] got caught having oral sex in the back seat in a car in a driveway, right there for kids to see.  This was followed by a bit of dead air, so I assume that this was as much a surprise for the radio host as it was for me.  The awkward part?  She said all of this as I pulled up to the cashier window.  Of course.

Yes.  I apparently thought that you needed to know this.

Moe Lane

5 thoughts on “This morning’s Nightmare Fuel provided courtesy of C-SPAN.”

  1. OK. You got me – I googled it. I found it being discussed on EMILY’s List. So, I am taking this blind item with a shaker of salt and just about every other spice in my cabinet. Including the mystery “poultry” spice that been there since the late 90’s….

  2. I’m pretty sure this report went around in ’08, but no one ever paid any attention to the dude that claimed he, um, “shook hands” with Obama.

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