Seriously, what’s the freaking point of having a sinister shadow conspiracy if we can’t use it to mess with this guy’s head, anyway?
A House Democrat inspired by the last James Bond movie has offered legislation to produce handguns with “personalization technology.”
The idea is to produce guns that can only be used by the gun’s owners. Rep. John Tierney (D-Mass.) cited the latest James Bond movie, Skyfall, as inspiration for the bill.
“In the most recent James Bon…
…and I don’t want to kill any of my readers’ brain cells, so I’ll interrupt there: NO. Bad Congressman! Bad! No biscuit!
PS: Seriously (well, half-seriously. Maybe even just a quarter-seriously). Pick the fifty most secure Democratic seats. Find a candidate for each one. Give them each $100K for the primary*. Repeat. That’s $5M a cycle, or $2.5 million a year. Yes, they will throw most of that money away… but eventually the law of averages will catch up with the targeted Congressmen. Besides: Congressmen worried about their own seats are not Congressmen willing to pass along surplus campaign contributions to other Congressmen, pretty much by definition.
*I’m sure that they’ll be able to come up with a way to make it all nice and legal. This is why we have lawyers.