I am afraid that I have to disagree with Governor Paul LePage, here.

Pains me to do so, but I gotta.

Gov. Paul LePage told a group of Republicans last week that President Obama “hates white people,” according to two state lawmakers who say they heard the remark directly.


Each said LePage talked about how Obama could have been the best president ever if he had highlighted his biracial heritage. LePage said the president hasn’t done that because he hates white people.

Honestly, based on Barack Obama’s domestic policy it’s fairly clear that the President actually hates black people. It’s as if an awful curse laid upon the Union by a vengeful Jefferson Davis has resulted in the malignant spirit of Woodrow Wilson returning from Hell to possess an unwitting victim descended from Davis,* in order to wage a vicious race war on a new generation of African-Americans.

Seriously, you could make a hell of a horror novel out of this.

Moe Lane

PS: I don’t actually give a tinker’s dam whether or not Paul LePage thinks that Barack Obama hates white people.  It’s hardly an unthinkable thing to say, particularly after you contemplate the unhinged things that the Left said about GWB, post-Katrina.  Free speech, boychik.  It’s how we roll in this country.

*In reality, Barack Obama is not a direct descendant of Jefferson Davis.  Then again, Obama’s not actually possessed by the shade of the most racist President of the Twentieth Century, either.  Work with me, here.

6 thoughts on “I am afraid that I have to disagree with Governor Paul LePage, here.”

  1. Paul LePage is awesome, he’s what Chris Christie should’ve been.
    He’s the only Northeastern Republican I could vote for Prez.
    Did you hear the man made a crack about blowing up Portland Herald’s Press Building.
    Nixon probably wishes he had thought of that.

  2. The primary problem is the black community has been the beneficiary of 50 years of government “assistance”. Their in a lot worse shape so the government is trying to “bring the white community” up to the level of the black community in a short space of time. It only looks like racism they have nothing but our best interests in their hearts. Assuming they have any of course.

    1. I disagree with all three of you: Obama hates all humans, but is only ambivalent towards his fellow Skrulls…

      Marvel comics reference. Look it up.

  3. A Skrull would be doing a better job than O’bama is. After all they take pride in their acheivemants.

  4. LePage has denied saying this, and three named Republicans have also denied LePage said this. The only people who say LePage said this is the Portland Press Herald ( Who’ve been on an anti-Lepage crusade since Day 1) and their two “unnamed Republican Lawmakers”

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