…otherwise known as Promethean: The Created: The Movie was going to be good.
According to Howard Tayler, no such luck. The best he can manage is a prediction that it won’t quite sink below his Threshold of Disappointment, which is pretty darn bad there. And, worse: Tayler is good at liking movies that I end up liking, too. Ach, well…
You could tell it from the trailer.