THE STATEN ISLAND GROUNDHOG MAKES A BREAK FOR NEW JERSEY.

Well, *I* would.

Here's the slow-mo video of @BilldeBlasio dropping Chuck the Groundhog. Waiting for the GIF http://t.co/BL8rn1FXdB

— maggie haberman (@maggiepolitico) February 2, 2014

So I can’t blame the groundhog. Probably worried about De Blasio’s proposed property tax hikes. ‘Wealthiest members of the city,’ my eye.

Moe Lane

PS: I call upon the Governor of NJ to offer the groundhog asylum.

PPS: Admittedly, it ain’t the ravens fleeing the Tower of London, but this isn’t the most auspicious omen in the world, either.