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[UPDATE]
Without attribution, but that’s my own damn fault: I didn’t slap my website info on the thing. So there was no way that either Tor.com nor Thom Dunn could know where it came from, but I’m glad they enjoyed it. And, besides…
.@AHMalcolm I dunno why I felt the urge to do this: pic.twitter.com/sJ8xqstuGC
— Moe Lane (@moelane) July 12, 2014
…I kind of ripped off Slate myself, remember?
Here’s how you’ll probably die, by state. Have a nice weekend. pic.twitter.com/Yq58jIuGSU http://t.co/lCluNOdxJ5
— Andrew Malcolm (@AHMalcolm) July 12, 2014
So, hey, no kick coming.
H/T”
@moelane A few months ago you said you made this map. If so, be proud, http://t.co/FAuvhTVASH mentioned it today! http://t.co/12XYNL756Z
— Greymarch (@Greymarch) July 31, 2014
Moe Lane
PS: Obviously, it’s not the same map: the colors are slightly different and the angle of Alaska is shifted. But the coloring of the states mimics the Slate piece.
Heh. I didn’t catch, the first time I looked at yours, that the color-coding didn’t track with the nature of the threat.
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Congrats, by the way.
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Mew
I started by trying for color-coding, but then I realized that it was funnier if I didn’t.
Huh. As usual, you’re right.
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Mew
But what about Indiana? my home state. just a dot???
It’s an asterisk.
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Look a little underneath Florida and you’ll see.
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Mew
I found the gateway to Nega-Ohio.
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I shouldn’t say more. Let’s just say the placement of Serpent Mound is no accident…
You probably don’t want the traffic from Tor… They don’t like your kind there, they’re fairly intolerant folks. But still, it’s cool…
Ah, but mocking the intolerant provides Moe (and his readers) with hours of entertainment…
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Mew
Well, the tomatoes have certainly taken over my garden, and are in the process of strangling the peppers.
Must be the innocent passersby they ate.