Give you an idea of the way the county handles school closings: when I woke up this morning to check I was aggravated that there wasn’t an email from the county indicating that today was a regular school day. And I spent five minutes wondering why they didn’t email us about that, until it occurred to me that this was an absolutely ludicrous thing to want to have happen. I blame the lack of coffee. Actually, no, I blame the fact that I live in the suburban corner of a county that is mostly semi-rural and not set up to handle black ice on the roads, but that doesn’t sound as pithy.
Whine whine, moan moan, complain complain. And pray that the snow tomorrow doesn’t start until mid-day.
“Greetings Comrade-citizen, You are once again permitted to leave your approved domicile and use the roads in your approved and accredited vehicle to deliver in an orderly fashion the junior comrade citizens permitted by glorious leader to remain with you to a state provided mandatory reeducation center. Do so promptly lest we send agents of the state to enforce truancy statutes and assess appropriate fines.
Enjoy your Freedom and inform on those failing to do so.
Signed –
Sub-chairman for Indoctrination and Fisheries.”
That’s the letter you were waiting for, right?
The snow showers have turned into light freezing rain and sleet here in SE Michigan if it’s the same system.
A little bit of ice and school is closed today. At least I get to go to work
Icy roads here in Lansing, Mich., but the temp is 30 so the salt can get to work.