Just like everybody else, let me show you the new Star Wars trailer.

I think… it may not be too bad.  I think that maybe… just maybe… they shot George Lucas with tranq rounds every time he looked like he was about to wander onto the set.  I think that it may not suck.

Please, God, don’t let it suck.

Moe Lane

PS: Pause it at :24.

13 thoughts on “Just like everybody else, let me show you the new Star Wars trailer.”

  1. Please don’t suck Please don’t suck Please don’t suck Please don’t suck. Also, “my father HAS it”??????

    1. It was Luke’s speech to Leia right before the Battle of Endor. They added “You have that power too.”

      1. I’m assuming, since we see Anakin at the end of Return that he now ‘exists’ in the Force like Ben and Master Yoda. Thus /has/ since he still ‘exists’. Maybe I’m reading into it too deeply and they just wanted to use the speech in the trailer.

        1. I don’t think it can possibly live up to what the originals were when they first came out.

          Can they avoid having a character as distracting and annoying as Jar Jar? Hopefully.

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