I didn’t follow my own advice; and now my brain hurts.
— Sam Schulman كافر| ن (@Sam_Schulman) May 27, 2015
Yes. Yes, I know. Yes, I really want to believe that that’s some elaborate prank, too. Alas, it rings just a little too true to be anything except remarkably tin-eared idiocy on Sam Schulman’s friend’s part.