Important life tip: if you have a “F**K COPS” tattoo* on your face..

do not commit crimes.  Your victims will be very gratified to be able to give the police such a distinctive, easily-remembered, and above all motivational facial feature when reporting your crimes.  And the cops will be equally gratified to bust you.

Moe Lane

*I say nothing about the devil horns, actually.  Male-pattern baldness runs in my mother’s family, although thank GOD but I missed that particular gene sequence.  I can respect the guy’s quiet defiance, there.

2 thoughts on “Important life tip: if you have a “F**K COPS” tattoo* on your face..”

  1. Remember how in Stephenson’s Snowcrash there was a guy that had “Poor impulse control” tattooed on his forehead? Yeah, that actually comes in a number of styles.

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