…Why was I not TOLD there was a Bat Boy movie?

Yes.  THE Bat Boy. The one from the Weekly World News, which was the greatest newspaper in the world.  IN THE WORLD.  It’s since migrated to the web, and they put out a ten minute Bat Boy movie last year:

I cannot understand how I missed this. I mean, it’s pretty good! Kind of like Frankenstein, if Frankenstein’s Monster wasn’t essentially a fairly smug [redacted].

UPDATE: there’s a musical.

3 thoughts on “…Why was I not TOLD there was a Bat Boy movie?”

  1. I miss the Weekly World News.
    It gave me something to read in the checkout line, and no shortage of story ideas.
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    Nowadays, the stuff residing there even manages to make illicit sex banal.

      1. I know.
        But if I’m using my smartphone to look at things online while waiting in line, there are better places to visit.
        Here, for instance.

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