6 thoughts on “‘Fat Bottomed Girls.’”

  1. So .. putting your last two posts together ..
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    Item seed: The Freddy Mercury wardrobe. It’s, well, it’s a shipping container full of most of the costumes and props Mercury wore on stage as the legendary front man for Queen. By itself, just a bunch of leather and silk, but .. it’s infused with the *essence* of a rock and roll god .. and it’s a powerful magic.
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    Note – only *most* of the costumes are present – for reasons he insists are astronomical in nature, Brian May removed a number of costumes in 2000.
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    May reportedly shipped a feather boa to Texas karaoke signer Nikki McKibbin in 2001, she later went on to place in American Idol. In 2007, May had the remaining outfits and props delivered to then-unknown Adam Lambert.
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    May refuses to talk to agents about the items, and while he’s relatively easy to tail, any time an agent attempts to approach, he vanishes.
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    When asked, Roger Taylor offered the cryptic comment “You know, Farrokh wasn’t that great a singer when we met him.”
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    Special note – Simon Cowell has attempted to steal items from the container in the past, your agents will need to watch for interference from that quarter.
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    The crown would like for your agents to work out what Mr. May and Mr. Taylor are up to, but not to interfere unless their actions threaten the crown.
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    Mew

      1. Nah. That sounds way too much like work ..
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        I’m just stringing words and weird (wyrd?) synchronicities together for the practice.
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        Mew

  2. He was one of kind. Probably the only frontman in the Glam Rock era to transcend his material, but what material!

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