…there’s a trailer for Fifty Shades Darker out and I watched it. Desperately hoping that there was something to it that could possibly be worth talking about. …No. No, there was not. Oh, somebody had a gun out at the last few frames; but we all know that there’s going to be a third movie, so there’s no hope whatsoever for a mass Righteous Harvesting of the Unclean onscreen.
So there’s that.
PS: No, I’m not linking the trailer or first movie. I don’t hate any of you. And some Amazon links are a bridge too far.