I’m eating a bowl of Pumpkin Spice Life cereal even as I write this. Well, OK, I’m eating, then typing, and so on. Because if I try to eat and type at the same time then the milk gets into the keyboard, and that’s bad.
The point is: it’s that time again! I know most of you hate the entire pumpkin spice thing, which is fine. Although I think that most people wouldn’t find the cereal objectionable, on its own merits. It’s mostly the ruthless imposition of the flavor in the fall months that annoys folks. Well, folks who aren’t me, because I’m one of the horrible people who encourages them to put pumpkin spice in All The Things. I’d apologize for that, except that I try not to lie. So:
The Spice Must Flow.