Wait, what?
BREAKING: WE HAVE RECOVERED THE STOLEN COLON. Thanks to a tip, officers found the giant, inflatable, pilfered intestine in a vacant house in the 7100 block of Virginia. No one in custody yet. Investigation is continuing. #stolencolon pic.twitter.com/QAILIr3G6d
— kcpolice (@kcpolice) October 29, 2018
So this isn’t triggering any sort of adventure seed? No plans to subject hapless players to an adventure through the gut of a giant? Not even a vague idea about going full Ender’s Game and having an impossible choice?
I am in a remarkably foul and angry mood tonight. And I am damned if I know why, either. I think my shoulder needs to be straightened, or something.
Don’t let shoulder pain go untreated, it only gets worse as the mileage accumulates.
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Trust me on this.
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Mew
Instapundit linked to an old Dave Barry column where he talks about getting a colonoscopy (sp?). Anything that could, theoretically end up as a Dave Barry “I am not making this up!” item is something that any half-way capable GM should be able to figure out on his or her own.
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