Yes, yes, I know. Nobody who reads this site regularly would heedlessly put on an excavated Pre-Aztec serpentine stone mask. But I feel that I have a responsibility to the wider world, here.
I mean, the damnable thing doesn’t even have any eye-holes. That alone is a big red flag, right there. But all it takes is one susceptible grad student and a drunken dare; have those things interesect and the next thing you know, it’s vampires in Mexico City. AGAIN.