Ahem.
One must concede this Screen Junkies conceit
Of using speech made famous by the Bard
For Honest Trailers was no minor feat:
To write iambic is most subtly hard.
We say the English speech glides down its path
Made smooth and deep by countless poets’ tread
But oft are lines suborned by rhythm’s math.
While finding rhymes becomes a thing we dread.
I wonder if they found their words increased
In speed and skill as they approached the end
That seems the common rule, to me at least:
Although some lines prove hard to comprehend.
My verse is done, in mirror of their choice:
Go do the same, and use your Epic Voice.
Huzzah!
Yea, and Verily!