I am reliably informed (by an expert in the field) that SHARKS OF THE CORN is real, and not a Robitussin*-fueled hallucination. Excuse me: STEVEN KANG’S SHARKS OF THE CORN, because you need the full title for the full effect. It’s one of those movies that you don’t really need to make, honestly. The movie poster is enough. More than enough, really.
*God DAMN it, Chrome: if you knew what the proper spelling was, then why didn’t you tell me it? What did you think I was trying to spell? Robespierre? Rotisserie? Robinson Crusoe?
To be fair, I have played in adventures that had weaker sounding plots than this one does, judging by the semi-scathing review on Amazon.
(Small voice) I kinda want to see it.(/small voice)
It’s kind of refreshing to see a dumb spectacle that is shameless about being a dumb spectacle.
This movie, some friends, and a smuggled bottle of hooch sounds like a darned good time to me!
I forget, did you also like the “Sharknado” franchise?
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Mew
I did not! Most of the Beltway did, though. It was very odd.