I need to do a soft reset.

That’s a pretentious way of saying “I need to go to bed before midnight tonight.” I’ve been irritable and distracted all day, and while I don’t think I’ve bitten anybody’s head off I’m probably not at my best. I’m even half-tempted to start Internet fights over stupid things, and we all know that’s contraindicated for people such as me.

So early bed for me. Or… shoot. Maybe I could have a drink of something. That’s a plan worth further consideration.