Actually, HOUSE OF DARKNESS doesn’t look half bad.
I assume from context it’s redoing Jonathan Harker’s visit to Castle Dracula, which is good news for the dumb so-and-so you’re seeing in the preview up there. Harker, after all, got away. I somehow suspect that this guy won’t.
…Man. I get the impression that dating is just so hard, these days.
Via GeekTyrant.