Pumpkin Spice, Not So Nice
“It has been said that if one utters the words ‘pumpkin spice’ thrice while staring intently upon a reflective surface, a light-hued female will appear and droll on incessantly about her favorite things concerning fall.” –Anonymous
A chilly autumn night at the tavern. The insatiable thirst for Pumpkin Spice. Overly used seasonal tropes. Will you find only tricks, or also some treats?
…Yes, I am fully aware that the DM will tell me, “Not just ‘no,'” and then maybe come over to my house, just to throw something at me. Still: worth it.