…I was happy! And I was sore afraid. I was sore afraid that they would not find it within themselves to make the COCAINE BEAR movie of my dreams. I didn’t know what I wanted, but I knew I would be able to tell you if they got it wrong.
My friends. If this trailer is any indication, they did not get it wrong.
This is going to be so good… and so dumb… and then so good, again.