What to get the writer in your life for Valentine’s Day!

Sales! And reviews! But mostly… actually, sales! And reviews! Writers are simple creatures, at heart. All we want is small amounts of money and adulation… from everybody in the world who isn’t kind of scary*.

That’s reasonable, right?

Moe Lane

#commissionearned

*…Booze is probably not a good Valentine’s Day gift for a writer. The historical record is full of examples why, alas. Cigarettes used to be thought safe, but the science is now unfortunately clear on the subject. Heroin is right out.