I suppose a Meth Gator movie was inevitable.

Seeing as COCAINE BEAR has, astoundingly to many people, worked out as a concept. Asylum is not adverse to following the money — and I suspect that their pride might be even be pricked, as vestigial as it might be. A title like COCAINE BEAR is something THEY would come up with while ripping off another movie. This time, it’s personal:

I unironically love the poster, but I will not be seeing ATTACK OF THE METH GATOR. Why? Because the poster is going to be the best part of the movie.