Patreon Microfiction: ‘Patch Update 3.13.04.’

‘Patch Update 3.13.04’ is, among other things, a major reason why I don’t think we’re living in a video game simulation. If we were, we’d know. Very, very quickly.

Moe Lane

PS: If we do live in a video game simulation, it isn’t a very exciting one by our standards. Or at least not very well-balanced when it comes to gameplay.

6 thoughts on “Patreon Microfiction: ‘Patch Update 3.13.04.’”

  1. I’m not bothered. If you posit our reality is some grandly designed program assembled by someone to simulate their own higher purpose…..

    Congratulations, you’ve re-skinned religion. Whatever helps conceptually I guess.

  2. So we switched from being a Girly Air Force game to being a Girls Und Panders game? Or are we now a crossover waiting for our High School Fleet patch to come in as well? 🙂

  3. I think the game designer is going through a lot of simultaneous playthroughs on different versions of the software. Would explain how some characters are better at minmaxing.

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