You know, I have nothing against Poland…

…but when it comes to movie poster design, they’re kind of nuts.

berniesThis is a movie poster for Weekend at Bernie’s.

No, really.

Although Japan, as always, gives them a run for their money:

firstbloodAnd this one is First Blood*.  Yeah, I missed the motorcycle / helicopter chase scene when I saw it last, too.

I should note that these are not the two funniest ones from the Cracked.com article; they are two of the least disturbing.  Or at least two of the least surreal.

Moe Lane

*Huh.  I didn’t know that David Morrell wrote the book.  Learn something new every day.