Tweet of the Day, Happy World Giraffe Day! edition.

Why not celebrate it by buying my books?

Tweet of the Day, God Help Me: I’m Putting Up A TMZ Giraffe Tweet edition.

This was sent to me (I am omitting that person’s name because I am not cruel), and I am slightly horrified to say that I found it enjoyable. There’s not much that can be fairly said to be improved by getting the TMZ treatment, but this story… yeah. It’s a perfect example of our new, shiny media world. It really and truly is.

Geez, how long does a freaking giraffe gestate for, anyway?

That one whose livestream I linked to a while back still hasn’t given birth yet. …I probably should know how long a giraffe’s gestation period is, though.  In my defense, I’ve picked up all my giraffe lore via osmosis, but I should maybe be more formalized about it going forward.