Your family has the alcoholism gene, and it isn’t skipping generations like it (and the substance abuse gene, which your family also has) sometimes does.
So stop drinking and doing drugs.
(Via @SissyWillis)
Moe Lane
PS: Seriously.
Tag: alcoholism
Alcoholic Caribbean monkeys.
(H/T: Fark Geek) The title is all that’s necessary, I think:
Alcoholic monkeys in the Caribbean mimic human drinking habits
…OK, and the video:
Mostly because somebody out there has a job that lets them go to Caribbean islands to film drunken monkeys. That lucky so-and-so probably even had a budget. Why was I not told by my high school guidance counselor that jobs like this existed? It would have given me something to aim for.
Moe Lane