“American Woman” (No, *not* the Kravitz one).

Although it must be admitted that there’s a certain schadenfreude to that version.

American Woman, The Guess Who

Look, if you let mere inane political rhetoric get in the way of your enjoyment of late Sixties music you’ll run dry pretty quickly. Besides, this is one of the few songs from that period that doesn’t require illicit drugs in order to make sense.

Also: I’m pretty sure that I’ve run into at least a couple of these guys at my local gaming store.

Moe Lane