The obligatory ‘What the HELL, Syfy?’ Banana Splits trailer.

Come, I will conceal nothing from you: my first reaction to a Banana Splits horror flick came right out of Dark Humor. But there are people who are legitimately upset about this, and I can’t say that they’re wrong, either. Lots of people like to say that a particular movie is wrecking your childhood, but very few of those flicks are actually trying to do that:

Continue reading The obligatory ‘What the HELL, Syfy?’ Banana Splits trailer.

I always knew the Banana Splits were gonna snap and start straight-up murdering people…

…I always [expletive deleted]ing knew.

In the film, a boy named Harley celebrates his birthday by attending a taping of the Banana Splits TV show with his family. “But things take an unexpected turn — and the body count quickly rises,” per the movie’s official description. “Can Harley, his mom and their new pals safely escape?” Dani Kind (Wynonna Earp) stars as Harley’s mother Beth, with Sara Canning (The Vampire Diaries) playing the TV show’s producer Rebecca.

Gonna be on Syfy, because where else the [expletive deleted] was it gonna be on, anyway?