The aforementioned blatant hucksterism post.

Hope everybody’s enjoying their Christmas!  Especially the folks who got Amazon.com gift cards!

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Can’t wait to spend those Amazon.com gift cards, right?  I mean, I got an Amazon.com gift card, and I’m thinking really hard on what I’m gonna spend it on…

Moe Lane

PS: Amazon.com gift cards! Red, candy-like Amazon.com gift cards! Burning a hole in your pocket!