‘The Zombie Decapitation Slingshot.’

Somebody just sent me this link, because they know me.

Oh, yes, they know me.

“Yes, it’s the TOILET SEAT OF DEATH!”

As I’ve said before, I think: one great tragedy of this reality not being a steampunk reality is that this man does not have the opportunities that his genius should earn him.

Cricket has rules? (Plus: Tom Clancy should do a zombie book)

Who knew?

Yes, I stole that from Patriot Games. And may I note in passing that if Tom Clancy is looking for something to spark the creative juices again, he could hardly do worse than combining the technothriller and zombie apocalypse genres?  Don’t tell me that people wouldn’t read that: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is still #34 on Amazon, and #6 on the NYT Paperback Trade Fiction list.  Clancy doing a zombie book would be instant money.