Movie of the Week: BULLET TRAIN.

I tried to go see BULLET TRAIN in theaters. I had it all set up: I was gonna go hang out with my sister-in-law and her now-fiance, we’d grab a beer beforehand, maybe get some wings. It was totally going to be a thing. Instead, my car failed me for no particular reason and that was the first time it got towed this year. Oh, well. It’s on sale today.


The ‘Damn, I missed summer movies’ BULLET TRAIN trailer.

BULLET TRAIN looks like nice, uncomplicated fun. Just as long as you don’t actually tug on any of the plot threads. But why would you do that? Such a thing is anathema to the summer movie experience.