Is this too busy? It feels too busy. Opinions welcome.

UPDATE: My wife suggests this, but with the photo rotated.

Is this too busy? It feels too busy. Opinions welcome.
UPDATE: My wife suggests this, but with the photo rotated.
Via Jonah Goldberg, business cards.
Business cards made out of MEAT.
MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex.
They use lasers to make this.
Moe Lane