Tweet of the Day, Do Not Do This With Cats edition.

It’s not that I want this story to be true – it represents somebody trying to do something absolutely awful – but if it did happen, then I want it to have played out precisely as described. Because, dagnabbit, the guy deserved it. Every. Last. Bit of it. Continue reading Tweet of the Day, Do Not Do This With Cats edition.

Cheesy YouTube Video Watch: Cat betrayal subtitles. [The Sequel!]

And no, you haven’t been there, on either side. Because you’re not a cat. Thanks to eagle-eyed Matt from comments, I am now aware that I apparently blocked this out of my mind. Fine, then: watch the video response. Which is worse.

Moo hoo bwah hah.

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