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I actually think that these kids at Occidental really learned something.

I mean, it is funny, in a not-nice way:

…but there’s actually a life lesson here. Continue reading I actually think that these kids at Occidental really learned something.

Speaking of getting old, *my* advice to college students is kind of cynical.

And probably shouldn’t be put up on RedState: to wit, it is my considered opinion that if you happen to be a right-of-center heterosexual male going to college, you probably shouldn’t date, shouldn’t hook up with, and most definitely should not have sex with, any female college student who identifies as ‘liberal’ or ‘Democrat.’  These days it’s a blipping craps shoot over whether you’ll end up getting sued. Or arrested.  Sure, the odds are still extremely low, but is it really worth the risk?

This does not mean that you should be impolite to anyone, or dismissive, or disrespectful, or otherwise unfriendly, simply because of their political views. Just don’t, you know, drink or fornicate with them. Better safe than sorry.

Moe Lane

PS: What’s that? “lol durr nobody want to sleep with stoopid republicans anyway lol.”  Good!  Then this will be a really easy policy for Righty college students to implement. Glad that we established that from the start!

Fighting student debt by commuting to school from home?

This is one of my tentative plans for my kids, actually:

…when Mr. Obama said that as “the glow” of college graduation fades students confront the reality of their student loan burden, he missed the opportunity to suggest a creative solution. Instead of arguing for easing graduates’ debt burden, it would be better if there were less or even no loans to repay.

One way to do that would be for students to stay home. Not staying out of college, mind you. Just opting for your bedroom at home rather than getting a dorm room on campus. Living at home will lower your debt burden.

Continue reading Fighting student debt by commuting to school from home?

Stop writing stupid stuff under your own names, you daft college idjits.

This is a generic observation, but possibly overdue: don’t spend your college years writing ‘controversial,’ ‘edgy,’ and/or ‘in your face’ articles and then publish them to the Internet under your own name.  Use a pseudonym, you daft idjits; because ten years from now you’re probably not going to have the same opinions, but everybody will know that you wrote them… including that potential employer who gets to pick between six or so equally qualified candidates, and if you keep this up you’re going to be lucky if you get that far in the interview process.

And now, some likely responses to that: Continue reading Stop writing stupid stuff under your own names, you daft college idjits.