In Nomine Revisited: Moo Thai.

I knew that there was something associated with Ronald, Prince of Cows, that I hadn’t put up yet! I knew it!  And here it is.

…Sorry about that.

Moo Thai – Google Docs

Moo Thai

Ronald, Prince of Cows, is a big believer in giving his precious bovine servants every advantage that he can think of — and, given the obsessive tendencies of your average Djinn Superior, he thinks of cows a lot.  A workable martial arts form was probably inevitable, all things considered.

What wasn’t considered was that a certain Archangel and a certain ethereal pantheon would decide that the idea should be considered on its own merits. Continue reading In Nomine Revisited: Moo Thai.

Tweet of the Day, :Pointing: …Cow. edition.

Note that it’s ‘unfamiliar’ cattle.  Apparently, familiar cattle you can let right on in.  …Which, OK, makes sense, but only by accident.

Tweet of the Day, What’s The Joke Here OHHHH edition.

It will take you a moment.  It took me a moment. Just look at it again.

Tweet of the Day, :pointing: “Google Cow” edition.

Fun party trick: if you see a cow, and point at it while saying ‘Cow’ in just the right deadpan voice, people will automatically look to see the cow.  And once you’ve got them doing it, they’ll do it even when they’re in a completely ridiculous place to find a cow.  And it doesn’t matter if they know that you’re doing this to them.  An ex-girlfriend called the condition ‘bovilepsy,’ and I’ve spent half my life amusing myself with this particular game.

So… :pointing: Cow.

Story of the Day, …[pointing] Cow.

I got sent this via email, and I put it up on Twitter in the hopes that the picture of this truly large cow would come through, and lo! It did. So…

:pointing: Cow.

Moe Lane

PS: Hey, I like big ‘vines and I cannot lie.

PPS: Yes, it’s actually a steer. Sue me.