So. ‘Hail, Caesar!’ or ‘Deadpool’ tomorrow?

…WHAT? I’m being SERIOUS, here. I heard that the one isn’t actually bad, and if I don’t see it this week on the big screen then I probably won’t, ever. And I heard that the second is, well, everything that you would expect from a Deadpool movie. So I’m totally legitimately torn, here.

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Should I have said ‘totes legit torn?’ That’s the proper slang these days, yes? I mean, I’m going to be 46 in a couple of months, so I probably need to get whatever lingering shreds of being with it out of my system now so that’s it’ll be less of a shock later.

A couple of new movie trailers, with unnecessary commentary.

Via BigGator5 comes the first trailer for Vin Diesel’s The Last Witch Hunter.

I will admit, Vin Diesel’s dialog comes across as a little choppy and flat, but that’s a common problem with trailers. The concept looks awesome, and Diesel’s good at these kinds of roles. Hopefully the next trailer will be able to do better at highlighting his character.

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