When it comes to SECRET INVASION, I apparently chose… wisely. Honest Trailers wasn’t even overtly cruel. Then again, why bother?
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The LOKI Season 2 trailer.
I didn’t finish SECRET INASION – heck, I barely started it – and that’s a bad sign for Marvel. I mean, I’m sure they’re not panicking over my specific disappointment, but what if I’m just representative of the trend? That being said, the new season of LOKI looks pretty sweet. Let’s see if it holds up.
The ‘Running out of steam?’ THE MARVELS trailer.
Very possibly. And I won’t lie; I’ll miss the ride, if it’s over. It was fun*. They are claiming that THE MARVELS is supposed to be silly, though. That might be enough.
*My opinion on what they should have done, post-ENDGAME, would have been: dial it all back. One MCU movie a year, low-stakes that stuff, and used Disney+ to prepare the way for the X-Men and the Fantastic Four. Oh, and THOR: LOVE AND ROCKETS should have been a TV show, too.
Disney (and everybody else) going to pare down streaming services further.
Well, this sounds… fraught: “Disney is likely preparing to remove more content from Disney+ as part of the company’s cost-cutting measures. Last month, Disney removed a handful of shows from Disney+ and Hulu, including Willow, The Mysterious Benedict Society, The World According To Jeff Goldblum, and a lot more. Now, in a new SEC filing from May 26, The Walt Disney Company said it is continuing to review content because of its new “strategic change” and “as a result is removing certain content from its platforms.””
Continue reading Disney (and everybody else) going to pare down streaming services further.The ‘This is Disney’s Last Chance’ AHSOKA trailer.
It may in fact be too late already. I have no opinion on the subject. But I think that, if AHSOKA fails, Disney will have managed to achieve what was once thought impossible: it will have taken an incredibly popular IP, and then smashed it beyond repair.
Continue reading The ‘This is Disney’s Last Chance’ AHSOKA trailer.The new HAUNTED MANSION trailer.
I’m not going to lie: HAUNTED MANSION does not look bad to me. It has the virtue of a cast that doesn’t care about its collective dignity, and I’m not going to pretend that I don’t want to see a movie with Danny DeVito and Owen Wilson in it. I do. It appeals.
A public service announcement for lawyers.
If your client has been arrested for hitting a woman, and she sends your client this text message…
Please let me know you’re okay when you get this. They assured me that you won’t be charged. They said they had to arrest you as protocol when they saw the injuries on me and they knew we had a fight. I’m so angry that they did. And I’m sorry you’re in this position. Will make sure nothing happens about this. I told them it was my fault for trying to grab your phone. I only just got out of hospital. Just call me when you’re out. I love you.
…do not release it to the media. It is not the exculpatory message that you think it is. It is a message that will tell the future jury, He sent me to the hospital over nothing and now I’m all turned around and blaming myself for getting hit. Which will suit the prosecution right down to the ground, but: what’s the victory condition, here? How does this make things better for the client?
Moe Lane
PS: I wonder if they scheduled any quick rewrites/reshoots for the second season of LOKI. If so, I also wonder if they got them done before the strike started.
The ‘Trying VERY hard’ STAR WARS: AHSOKA trailer.
Nah, they’re not worried about the franchise at all. Nope. Not them, nosireebob. STAR WARS: AHOSKA is plugged into the animated shows (and as much of the EU as they have adapters for) for completely different reasons.
The Disney HAUNTED MANSION teaser trailer.
I know, I know: it’s based on a theme park ride. The thing was, so was PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN. So I can’t just assume that HAUNTED MANSION’s gonna be bad, right out the gate*. It might be fun.
#commissionearned
*Well, at least not at first.
The Live-Action THE LITTLE MERMAID trailer.
The trailer suggests that THE LITTLE MERMAID will not be awful. Indeed, if it existed in a vacuum I might want to watch it.
But I do not see the damn point of live-action versions of perfectly fine animated pictures. Obviously, other people disagree with me, in sufficient numbers to encourage Disney to keep making them. When it comes to such things I am quite often wrong, or at least not in the majority. That is not enough to make me want to see this out of nostalgia. I mean, shoot, I’ll just watch the original again.
Moe Lane