I have played this campaign, bantered in the same fashion as them, and we did something like that one thing to our Barbarian’s axe no more than fourteen hours ago. DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: HONOR AMONG THIEVES is absolutely pandering to me, and my only regret is probably that there’s only going to be one of these flicks, because I cannot sustain an entire movie subgenre on my own.
Then again, I had a similar reaction to GODZILLA: KING OF THE MONSTERS. I figured that GODZILLA VS. KONG was gonna tank, because the first one kinda did, but I didn’t care because it was already in post-production and there’d be no point to not releasing it somewhere*. So maybe there’s more people out there like me than I think?
*Yes, this was pre-BATGIRL. Counterpoint: GODZILLA VS. KONG didn’t suck.