*Normally, that would be crass of me. In fact, it’s still crass of me. But that’s how Mojo Nixon would have wanted it, dammit. All that the traffic would bear. Besides, he’s now gone to where Elvis has.
This is the clean version that you can play for your mom, by the way. The live version is several times as long, even funnier, and back in the day it might have even been considered to be particularly foul-mouthed.
Fun science fact of the day: the probes that we keep throwing out of the solar system aren’t quite where they should be. That is one of those little piddling oddities that can sometime blossom into entire sub-fields of physics being named after somebody…and can sometime not blossom, but we’re almost overdue for a fundamental revolution in scientific theory anyway. So keep watching the skies!
Personally, I find it unconscionable that the most obvious explanation has not been listed by Wikipedia: