Almost a billion, you say? Well, it’s still a scam. But the dart’s gotta land somewhere, as Michael Flynn once noted.
Moe Lane
PS: Yes, you may judge.
PPS: But you may not judge too much, because the scratch-off I bought with the other half of that twenty just came in for… twenty bucks. Which means that, unlike virtually every other human who played the lottery tonight, I came out at least even.