FLEE THOSE WATERS. CALL IN A HELICOPTER TO EVAC YOU OUT. THE HIPPOPOTAMUS CANNOT FLY.
How are they this fast in water? pic.twitter.com/B4yMeT29Sh
— Nature is Scary (@TheScaryNature) September 27, 2016
…THAT WE KNOW OF.
…if you’re following the health care debacle, you don’t need a link to know that the pro-choice wing-and-three-quarters of the Democratic party is screaming bloody murder about Pelosi’s latest reversal; and if you’re not, you want me to SHUT UP ABOUT HEALTH CARE.
Fine. Here’s a video of what was possibly the only pet hippo in existence.
If the hippo ended up eating its human owners, don’t tell me.
PS: Yes, I know that hippos are herbivores.