Tag: jeremy corbyn

Queen Elizabeth satire account accurately recounts Corbyn smackdown anyway.

You just know that this is the way things went down, honestly. You get the strong impression that if Queen Elizabeth II does not approve of your tomfoolery, you will eventually regret showing it off. And never mind what the actual powers of the British monarchy are these days.

And this isn’t even the craziest thing Jeremy Corbyn may be doing, too*.

Well then.

“John McDonnell, a hardline left-winger who describes bankers as “jokers” and believes that Britain is a “kleptocracy”, has become the new shadow chancellor in an appointment that is likely to alarm the City and big business.”

I wonder if it’s possible to OD on Maalox? – Because I imagine that Labour leaders are currently far past merely shotgunning the stuff by now. And now, they can’t set up an IV feed. That’d be just silly: the stuff needs to be ingested.

Moe Lane

*Reportedly, he’s considering having a Shadow ‘Minister to Jews.’ …Sorry, I got nothing.