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Witness the Jewish Conspiracy’s control over SPACE AND TIME itself!

Pejman Yousefzadeh is cruel, as befits someone as high up in the International Neo-Zionist Conspiracy as he.  When confronted with Andrew Sullivan going into an ecstatic frenzy over what was more or less a pedestrian and prosaic statement by the President, it was not enough for him to merely mock the conspiracy theorist.  No, Pejman had to go back in time, using strange and forbidden Neo-Zionist temporal secrets, and change the speech so that when Sullivan wrote*

Did you notice how many times he invoked the word “justice” in his message? That’s the word that will resonate most deeply with the Iranian resistance.

…Pejman could (devastatingly) reply “Once.”  Personally, I would have just used my super-powerful Jew Beams to cloud Sullivan’s mind into thinking that singing “Henry The VIII, I Am” over and over again was a smart way to pass the time, the next time he was on television: but then I’m just too nice sometimes.  Which is probably why they won’t let me actually have the beams yet.  Well, that and the entire Boston Irish heritage thing. Continue reading Witness the Jewish Conspiracy’s control over SPACE AND TIME itself!

Reverend Wright: I’m being kept from Obama by the Joooooooooooooooooooos…

International Zionist Conspiracy heard to murmur to White House, ‘You’re welcome.’

You know, I always knew this about this guy.  He had the look.  The look that tells you, “If you just wait patiently, make an interrogative noise every so often, and occasionally let the silence loom a bit… why then, I’ll start telling you about the Jews.”

Asked if he had spoken to the President, Wright said: “Them Jews aren’t going to let him talk to me. I told my baby daughter, that he’ll talk to me in five years when he’s a lame duck, or in eight years when he’s out of office. …

[snip]

Wright also said Obama should have sent a U.S. delegation to the World Conference on Racism held recently in Geneva, Switzerland, but that the president did not do so for fear of offending Jews and Israel.

“Ethic cleansing is going on in Gaza. Ethnic cleansing of the Zionist is a sin and a crime against humanity, and they don’t want Barack talking like that because that’s anti-Israel,” Wright said.

And now you know why Barack Obama’s Speech on Race : A More Perfect Union – an at-the-time venerated speech where the then-candidate could no more disown Rev. Wright than he could the black community, a month or so before Obama went ahead and disowned him – currently ranks #50,841 on Amazon.

To give you a baseline: They Saved Hitler’s Brain clocks in at #32,438.

Moe Lane

Crossposted to RedState.