Public Service Announcement: save all episodes as drafts first. That way, should you miscount and not put the episodes in order, it’s relatively easy to fix that. By replacing the text in a rippling cascade down the episodes; because once an episode is submitted, there is exactly NO way to unsubmit it before it can be reviewed. Which can take up to 72 hours.
This PSA has been brought to you by the barely-concealed urge to… wow. My YT music mix just put Drowning Pool’s Bodies on. That’s it. That’s been precisely my mood for the last two hours.
PS: The income you can pull from Kindle Vella for the next two months is absolutely worth it, actually.
At least for the next few months, if I’m reading the FAQ correctly. For right now creators are being compensated for people using their free tokens to read Kindle Vella stories (like, say, THE STARS ARE WRONG); and the payout is… rather higher than I was expecting. Enough that I’m going through my Patreon short stories to find ones that I haven’t otherwise made available for free, or put in a chapbook.
If you’re an author and have any kind of audience, I suggest you consider doing the same. At least until July 2022.
I don’t want to just abandon THE STARS ARE WRONG: it’s a fun Cthulhu Mythos story where I was trying to switch things up a little. I don’t think it deserves to just end up as an academic footnote somewhere. So I’m putting up the link again, in the hopes it’ll get more play this time. Or, you know, any play at all.
I dunno if this is going to work, but it’s worth an experiment, at least. THE STARS ARE WRONG is a novella (also, last month’s Patreon short story*) in a Cthulhu Mythos style… with a twist! And also provided in serial form. It’s functionally equivalent to the aforementioned Patreon offering, so if you’re a Patron there’s no need to check it out. Mostly I just want to see what happens.
*Interestingly, Kindle Vella does not care about reprints. More or less: you can’t put up anything that you don’t have the rights to, or anything that’s available for free. But apparently being behind a paywall is fine.
I didn’t at first, because I didn’t have anything really new to use as serial fodder. I don’t want to use the current one on my Patreon, because I’m trying tom make that an inducement. But as I got my eight hours of sleep last night, something must have jogged loose in my head; because I woke up thinking, So. Should I have Lucas show back up before the next Tom Vargas novel? And I realized that I had a story to tell, there.
So. Maybe I can use Kindle Vella for that. As an experiment, belike. I dunno. It’s all about the liquidity, folks.