Well, this is potentially disappointing news about the King Arthur flick.

It was not received well.

I’m kind of used to critics not liking the films that I like, but that 23% is pretty danged grim. I’m hoping that they’re all just appalled that Guy Ritchie laughed maniacally and went nuts with the King Arthur legend.  I mean, that I don’t mind at all.

Still seeing it tomorrow, though.

The Final “King Arthur: Legend of the Sword” trailer.

I think that it is official: Guy Ritchie is all out of [expletive deleted]s to give.   He must figure that he survived Madonna, which means that he can survive anything. He’s certainly not going to be constrained with anything that gets in the way of making King Arthur: Legend of the Sword at any level below that of eleven with extra volts.

I would have liked to have been at the meeting where Jude Law asked Ritchie just how out there he could get.  Because when Ritchie looked back at him blankly and said I’m not sure I understand the question it would have been interesting to see Law’s reaction. After all, Jude Law can get pretty far out there.

The new, official “King Arthur: Legend of the Sword” trailer.

And it looks a good deal more coherent, now. It also knows its target audience.  Blasting stuff from Led Zeppelin 1 is pretty much a subtle signal to the SCA crowd.  You can trust us, it whispers.  We know what you like. We know what you need.

Movie out May 12.

The “What the HELL, Guy Ritchie?” King Arthur: Legend of the Sword trailer.

I’m not even upset: it could very well be an awesome flick. It’s got fireballs and magic swords and Oliphaunts and dryads and exploding armies and kung fu and… OK, yeah, half of the SCA will be there on Opening Night and I’ll probably be one of them. Still. How did he get away with going gonzo like this?

I mean, I liked The Man From U.N.C.L.E., but apparently not enough other people did.