So, yeah, they’re making a Kingsman sequel. With Elton John in it.

Because why the heck not?

Last month came the revelation that musician Sir Elton John was in talks for a role in the upcoming Kingsman: The Golden Circle, and the man himself has taken to Instagram to confirm the casting with a new poster for the film.

Parodying the previous poster for the film, which itself teased the return of Colin Firth’s Harry Hart, the image reads “Wednesday night’s alright for fighting” (a parody itself of John’s song “Saturday Night’s Alright for Fighting”) but also featuring a pair of his trademark sunglasses. “It’s been a long time since Tommy…..” John wrote in his post, citing the last time he acted in a feature film.

Kingsman shocked a lot of people by being pretty good, actually. I’m actually mildly hopeful that the sequel won’t suck. Shoot, if it’s got Elton John in it, maybe he’ll write some songs for the flick. That’d be pretty cool, actually.

Movie of the Week: “Kingsman: The Secret Service.”

I liked Kingsman: The Secret Service: it was a good bit better than, perhaps, it had any real right to be. And, oh my, but it got the right kinds of people infuriated with it! …Which may not be the most mature reason to go watch a film, but then (to quote Robert Anton Wilson) I am not yet a Buddha.

And so, adieu to John Wick. Which was a movie that was also better than perhaps it had any real right to be. Continue reading Movie of the Week: “Kingsman: The Secret Service.”

Went to go see ‘Kingsman,’

Short review: My, I’m surprised that Hollywood let this one get greenlit.

Slightly longer review: Fun, pretty well-made. Doesn’t take itself too seriously, doesn’t take our self-appointed ‘elites’ seriously at all.  Definitely a movie based on a comic book, as will become obvious very quickly.  Mark Millar and/or Matthew Vaughn pretty obviously love Bond flicks, and it shows.  Also: while hating this movie doesn’t mean that you’re somebody I dislike, I’m pretty sure that most of the people whom I dislike professionally also hate this movie*. Continue reading Went to go see ‘Kingsman,’